favorite programming language jokes

These started coming up at work and people kept chiming in new ones. Here’s a list. Sorry in advance for the offensive one.

  • What’s a pirate’s favorite programming language?
  • What’s a miner’s favorite programming language?
  • What’s a hispanic’s favorite programming language?
  • What’s a diver’s favorite programming language?
  • What’s a mongoose’s favorite programming language?
  • What’s a Seattleite’s favorite programming language?
  • What’s the army’s favorite scripting language?
  • What’s the little mermaid’s favorite scripting language?
  • What’s Beethoven’s favorite programming language?
  • What’s a Frenchman’s favorite programming language?

Hilarious. Answers below.

  • What’s a pirate’s favorite programming language?
    R
  • What’s a miner’s favorite programming language?
    Ruby
  • What’s a hispanic’s favorite programming language?
    C
  • What’s a diver’s favorite programming language?
    Perl
  • What’s a mongoose’s favorite programming language?
    Python
  • What’s a Seattleite’s favorite programming language?
    Java
  • What’s the army’s favorite scripting language?
    bash
  • What’s the little mermaid’s favorite scripting language?
    C-shell
  • What’s Beethoven’s favorite programming language?
    C#
  • What’s a Frenchman’s favorite programming language?
    Pascal

2 thoughts on “favorite programming language jokes”

  1. (edit) What’s a pirate’s favorite programming language?
    R!!! but his love will always be for the C

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