favorite programming language jokes

These started coming up at work and people kept chiming in new ones. Here’s a list. Sorry in advance for the offensive one.

• What’s a pirate’s favorite programming language?
• What’s a miner’s favorite programming language?
• What’s a hispanic’s favorite programming language?
• What’s a diver’s favorite programming language?
• What’s a mongoose’s favorite programming language?
• What’s a Seattleite’s favorite programming language?
• What’s the army’s favorite scripting language?
• What’s the little mermaid’s favorite scripting language?
• What’s Beethoven’s favorite programming language?
• What’s a Frenchman’s favorite programming language?

Hilarious. Answers below.

• What’s a pirate’s favorite programming language?
  R
• What’s a miner’s favorite programming language?
  Ruby
• What’s a hispanic’s favorite programming language?
  C
• What’s a diver’s favorite programming language?
  Perl
• What’s a mongoose’s favorite programming language?
  Python
• What’s a Seattleite’s favorite programming language?
  Java
• What’s the army’s favorite scripting language?
  bash
• What’s the little mermaid’s favorite scripting language?
  C-shell
• What’s Beethoven’s favorite programming language?
  C#
• What’s a Frenchman’s favorite programming language?
  Pascal