{"id":543,"date":"2011-12-15T13:08:04","date_gmt":"2011-12-15T21:08:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.partofthething.com\/thoughts\/?p=543"},"modified":"2011-12-15T13:08:04","modified_gmt":"2011-12-15T21:08:04","slug":"favorite-programming-language-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/partofthething.com\/thoughts\/favorite-programming-language-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"favorite programming language jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>These started coming up at work and people kept chiming in new ones. Here&#8217;s a list. Sorry in advance for the offensive one.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>What&#8217;s a pirate&#8217;s favorite programming language?<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s a miner&#8217;s favorite programming language?<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s a hispanic&#8217;s favorite programming language?<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s a diver&#8217;s favorite programming language?<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s a mongoose&#8217;s favorite programming language?<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s a Seattleite&#8217;s favorite programming language?<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s the army&#8217;s favorite scripting language?<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s the little mermaid&#8217;s favorite scripting language?<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s Beethoven&#8217;s favorite programming language?<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s a Frenchman&#8217;s favorite programming language?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Hilarious. Answers below.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>What&#8217;s a pirate&#8217;s favorite programming language?<br \/>\nR<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s a miner&#8217;s favorite programming language?<br \/>\nRuby<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s a hispanic&#8217;s favorite programming language?<br \/>\nC<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s a diver&#8217;s favorite programming language?<br \/>\nPerl<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s a mongoose&#8217;s favorite programming language?<br \/>\nPython<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s a Seattleite&#8217;s favorite programming language?<br \/>\nJava<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s the army&#8217;s favorite scripting language?<br \/>\nbash<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s the little mermaid&#8217;s favorite scripting language?<br \/>\nC-shell<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s Beethoven&#8217;s favorite programming language?<br \/>\nC#<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s a Frenchman&#8217;s favorite programming language?<br \/>\nPascal<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These started coming up at work and people kept chiming in new ones. Here&#8217;s a list. Sorry in advance for the offensive one. What&#8217;s a pirate&#8217;s favorite programming language? What&#8217;s a miner&#8217;s favorite programming language? What&#8217;s a hispanic&#8217;s favorite programming language? What&#8217;s a diver&#8217;s favorite programming language? What&#8217;s a mongoose&#8217;s favorite programming language? What&#8217;s a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/partofthething.com\/thoughts\/favorite-programming-language-jokes\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">favorite programming language jokes<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-543","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/partofthething.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/543","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/partofthething.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/partofthething.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/partofthething.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/partofthething.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=543"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/partofthething.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/543\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/partofthething.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/partofthething.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/partofthething.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}