These started coming up at work and people kept chiming in new ones. Here’s a list. Sorry in advance for the offensive one.
- What’s a pirate’s favorite programming language?
- What’s a miner’s favorite programming language?
- What’s a hispanic’s favorite programming language?
- What’s a diver’s favorite programming language?
- What’s a mongoose’s favorite programming language?
- What’s a Seattleite’s favorite programming language?
- What’s the army’s favorite scripting language?
- What’s the little mermaid’s favorite scripting language?
- What’s Beethoven’s favorite programming language?
- What’s a Frenchman’s favorite programming language?
Hilarious. Answers below.